This is The Man.
Actually, it’s not. He is much less animated looking, also he doesn’t have two heads one of which is colored and one of which isn’t. Basically this is just a picture of a curly haired guy that I found on Google images. Because A: I don’t really have any pictures of him and B: I have no artistic talent.
But he does have curly hair. Like really curly. I’m sorta jealous, because I have mildly stringy brown hair that doesn’t do anything. But then he has to spend forever in the shower detangling it in the morning while I get to drink coffee and make a burrito. Then I hand him said burrito and win mega girlfriend points all because I just brush my hair and then am done.
So then I am not as jealous anymore.
Anyway, my intention is to build a cast of characters that pop in and out of this blog like my life was a sitcom and this blog was the family room.
So what you need to know about The Man is this. He has curly hair, sometimes he wears sweater vests, sometimes he wears sweaters sometimes he wears shirts that have funny things printed on them. He understands math more than me, which I find really attractive for some reason. He cooks like a god. He rides a one speed bike, which means sometimes he leaves one cuff of his pants rolled up.
There is a lot more, but I feel like this is the vital stuff. Oh, he is way into Dungeons and Dragons too. That’s OK though, because so am I. And nerds have to stick together. And then fall in love. Then they blog about it. That’s nature.
EDIT: He also wears glasses. I thought this was important enough to tell you that I rushed back from where I was (post office) to tell you.