Monthly Archives: March 2011

How to Eat a Snickers Bar

Step 1: Check you pockets for change. Important note: you must have enough change to do laundry tomorrow. 2nd Important note: Sometimes it’s OK if you don’t have clean clothes. Step 2: Insert 1 dollar into vending machine. Yes, this … Continue reading

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“Garglar kaglarg!” Aha! All this time, I thought I’d been crazy. Let me go back. The school that I work for happens to be the school that I graduated from. A liberal arts college with a Creative Writing program to … Continue reading

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Jarvis: Slightly Retarded or TOTAL GENIUS

Everyone thinks their child/dog/fish/personal servant is the smartest of their kind.  They get bumper stickers bragging about it.  They pressure said creature all the time. On first dates, they will talk your ear off about their oh-so-smart little pumpkin. Personally … Continue reading

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I feel bad

The picture I posted in reference to the man actually looks little like him. Here is one I drew.  It is more accurate, but far less skillful. Enjoy!  

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My Love/Hate Relationship with Olivia Dunham

The man and I spend long amounts of time watching Science Fiction television in season long marathons.  This is because we are an exciting couple.  Everyone basically wants to spend all their time with us while we lounge around in … Continue reading

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