Confessions (of a Random nature)

1. I leave my car unlocked most days.  Chip is not pretty but is very distinctive, so I don’t think any one will steal him. However, sometimes when I walk to my car, I have a sudden, intense fear that a serial killer has climbed into the back seat and is waiting for me.

2. Every time I look at a date, I try and find an equation that works, or some mathematical game. For example, tomorrow: 10-11-12 Mwahaha! When I find one, I want to tell the world about how great it is. Everyone I see, I want to say, did you know the month, day and year are in numerical order tomorrow? Usually I am able to bite my tongue and not sound completely crazy. Not always though.

3. Around October (i. e. now) I start collecting boxes like a dragon with treasure.  Every time some one ships something to me, or we get office supplies, I think: that’s a good Christmas box.  Then I save it.  The Man periodically throws these boxes out when he finds them in the closet, so I have started saving them at work.

These are the sordid confessions of an office administrator.


About inkrose86

Look to your left. You see that girl there, the mildly attractive one that is doing something vaguely embarrassing like spilling coffee on herself or picking a pimple. Ya, that's me.
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