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About inkrose86

Look to your left. You see that girl there, the mildly attractive one that is doing something vaguely embarrassing like spilling coffee on herself or picking a pimple. Ya, that's me.

Things I Learned from Having my Second Organ out in Less than Five Years.

Up until now, just about everything I knew about appendicitis I learned from reading Madeline as a child. Which is to say, at the end of it, you get a sweet scar and everyone is way jealous of you. But, … Continue reading

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Signs you are pet sitting an actual cat, rather then a figment of your friend’s imagination

1: The level of food changes frequently (the water, less frequently). 2: One day, there is a little cat puke in the corner. 3: Every day, the rug in the bedroom needs to be straightened out, because apparently the cat … Continue reading

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3 Weeks on a Bicycle

I am 27 years old, officially in my late 20s.  A handful of years ago, this seemed unthinkable. Early 20s was where it was at. The world was my oyster, all doors were open to me, and most importantly, my … Continue reading

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The Ghost in the Girl

When I was very young, I didn’t really talk.  I could talk, I knew how and my vocal cords worked and everything, but most of the time, I chose to be silent. I don’t know if it was because I … Continue reading

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Update:

So, I have been working on the book fairly consistently, I’m at 10000 words, which is 4000 words more than the last time we spoke. 4000 words. It’s not bad, but it’s not great.  It’s not a pace that will … Continue reading

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Deadlines

It has been literally a million years since I posted.  There are reasons for that: 1: I’ve been busy 2: I haven’t been posting. But, recently, I have been trying to write a new novel.  It contains musing about the … Continue reading

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Confessions (of a Random nature)

1. I leave my car unlocked most days.  Chip is not pretty but is very distinctive, so I don’t think any one will steal him. However, sometimes when I walk to my car, I have a sudden, intense fear that … Continue reading

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I’m not going to mention how long it’s been since the last post after the title is over.

This season is the marrying season.  As I speak, I am sitting at the counter top that belongs to those that made the man.  In the background, John Steward is talking to me in real TV time, and I am … Continue reading

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Taking back the Horse

This is a Pony.  To be specific, it is a little one, one that may or may not be mine.  I don’t know much about the new My Little Pony show, but I imagine it’s like Power Puff Girls, but … Continue reading

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The Only Times People Will Come into Your office to ask you a question

If your contact is falling out If you are on hold with your loan company If two or more other people are in the office asking you a question as well If you are leaving for the day/lunch If the … Continue reading

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